he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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