And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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