The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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