i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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