No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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