Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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