Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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