theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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