she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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