I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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