he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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