don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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