D3 body, D1 cock
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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