The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
they need to just BURY HIM!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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