Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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