I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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