she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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