Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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