Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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