Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I cut my penus on the lid.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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