R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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