I would go down on you faster than GM stock
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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