i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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