While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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