just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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