Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So much rum. So many feels.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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