On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I don't want my vagina anymore.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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