I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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