dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
