don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
no, he came in my armpit
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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