Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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