Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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