do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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