i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It's shark week go big or go home
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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