.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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