You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You are a genius and a whore.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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