sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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