your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
your room smells of hookers.
And success
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
