do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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