is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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