she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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