We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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