I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i think my tv is drunk
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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