At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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