Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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