On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm eating all of the evidence.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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