Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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