I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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