You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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