and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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