He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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