I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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