You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
