It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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