Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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