Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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