i think i have herpe
just one?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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