I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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