I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize